A Man Is Driving Down The Highway Past A Farm.


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A man is driving down the highway past a farm.

He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep.

He is utterly disgusted.

A minute later, he slams on his brakes and says,

“That was horrible. I’m going to give that man a piece of my mind!”

He turns around, and soon arrives at the farmhouse.

He angrily stomps to the porch and bangs on the door.

A little boy answers.

The man’s anger abates a little:

“Oh, hi there. Is your father home?”

The boy says

“Sure, one second. Hey, daaaaaahd!”


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