A man is driving down the highway past a farm.
He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep.
He is utterly disgusted.
A minute later, he slams on his brakes and says,
“That was horrible. I’m going to give that man a piece of my mind!”
He turns around, and soon arrives at the farmhouse.
He angrily stomps to the porch and bangs on the door.
A little boy answers.
The man’s anger abates a little:
“Oh, hi there. Is your father home?”
The boy says
“Sure, one second. Hey, daaaaaahd!”