A Newly Married Sailor Was Informed By The Navy.


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The Navy told a newly married sailor that he would be stationed away from his home on an isolated Pacific island for a year.

A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter.

“My love,” he wrote

“We will be separated for a very long time. I’m starting to miss you and there is not much to do in the evening. In addition, we are constantly surrounded by attractive local girls. Do you think that if I had a hobby, I would not try”?

So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying,

“Why don’t you learn to play this”?

Eventually, his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife.

“Darling,” he said,

“I can’t wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love”!!!

She kissed him and said,

“First let’s see you play that harmonica”.


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