Fifth-Grade Teacher Asks Students To Share A Story With A Moral At The End Of It


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Susie said “We live on a farm and I was collecting eggs from the hen house one day. I gathered the eggs and put them in my basket and set off running toward the house. While running I tripped over a rock and smashed all of the eggs.”

“So what’s the moral of the story Susie?” Asked the teacher.
“Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket,” said Susie.

Next it was Billy’s turn to go.

“We also live on a farm,” said Billy. “We have incubators that help our eggs hatch. One night, there was a thunderstorm and lightning struck the electricity of the incubators.”

“So what’s the moral of that story Billy?” Asked the teacher.

“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch,” said Billy.

The teacher turned to Janie. “Janie, do you have a story to share?’

“Yes ma’am. My father told me a story about my mother. She was a marine pilot in Desert Storm and her plane was hit. She had to escape from the enemy’s territory and had only one bottle of whiskey left, a pistol and a survival knife.

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She fired 15 of them until she ran out of bullets, killed four others with the knife until the blade broke, then killed the last Iraqi woman with her bare hands.

“Good Heavens,’ said the horrified teacher. ‘What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?”
“He said don’t mess with Mommy when she’s been drinking.”

 

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(48 / 2) * (9 + 3) =?

The Answer is: (48 / 2) * (9 + 3) = 288

 

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The person was born in 2005 B.C. Hence we count backward.


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