Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing…? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.

Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

Wife: Do you want dinner?’

Husband: Sure! What are my choices?’

Wife: Yes or no.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself: What other problem can there be greater than this one?

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