Husband with hilarious response after wife forbids him from going fishing with his friends


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This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!

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Four men have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.

A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. John’s fishing friends are very upset that he can not go, but what can they do?

Two days later, all three get to the camping site to find John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, drinking a cold beer.

“Heck John, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked,

‘Guess who?”‘ I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.

She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she’d lit candles and put rose petals all over the place. Well, she’s been reading ’50 Shades of Grey’…

On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.

And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.’

So, boys, here I am!

Ha ha ha! Can’t help but wonder if they are still married.

Husband Informs Wife ‘My Word Is The Law’ But She Snaps Back Brilliantly

When a couple moves in together, it can be a bit of an adjustment. A lot of couples struggle with who will pay for what or how they set up the furniture, but there’s also the question of who will do what.

Divvying up the chores can be tough when both people have different ideas about their roles in the relationship. But when they listen to other people’s advice about their own partner, the situation can get worse. Like in this humorous situation about a husband and wife.

The husband reads what he considers to be an empowering book and quickly announces the new rules of the house. But what he doesn’t expect is that his wife would react quite the way she does.

Although it’s not a true story, it’s funny, so I just had to share it here.

Read the hilarious story below:

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of fun that I want. Afterward, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back, towel me dry, and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

The wife replied, “The damn funeral director would be my first guess.”

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