By now, everyone has heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as “Area 51.” Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their “secret” base. They immediately impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room.
The pilot said he was leaving Vegas to get lost and discover the base while using gasoline. The air force thoroughly examined the pilot and detained him during the night during the investigation.
The next day, they were finally convinced that the pilot was really lost and was not a spy.
They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying “you-did-not-see-a-base” briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The next day, to the incredulity of the Luftwaffe, the same Cessna reappeared. Once again, the deputies changed aircraft … but this time there were two people on the plane.
The same pilot jumped out and said, “Do anything you want tome, but my wife is in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!”